Light-hearted
Funeral Quotes

Sometimes, the wise and lyrical words of others who have been here before, can help you put your own thoughts and feelings into perspective.

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“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”

– Ashley Montagu

“It’s nature’s way of telling you to slow down.”

– Author Unknown

“His innings is over, his bat is laid down. Bowled out by deaths unerring ball.”

– Author Unknown

“He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt”

– Joseph Heller

“Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re still alive, it isn’t.”

– Richard Bach

“I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.”

– Willa Cather

“Immortality … a fate worse than death.”

– Edgar A. Shoaff

“Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.”

– W. Somerset Maugham

“I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”

– Winston Churchill

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”

– Mark Twain

“Life is stressful, dear. That’s why they say ‘rest in peace.”

– David Mazzucchelli

“Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready.”

– Robin Williams

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”

– Isaac Asimov

“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people live.”

– George Bernard Shaw

Protect your loved ones &

Get your own
affairs in order
Before it is too late!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, all come from earth, and to earth all return.

Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
all come from earth,
and to earth all return.

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